My faves, so far:
@AmyMelz
"Hey there, my name's Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
@jenk28
"My bolts are getting loose...would you mind screwing me?"
@Shyamalady
"Holy shift! Check out the asymptote on that mother function!"
@robingirlwonder
"Hey Baby.... my name is McAfee , I am virus free and I carry protection."
@Fleshworks
"You're the only bookmark in my browser."
